It's that time of year again when we reflect on our gaming goals and aspirations. And boy, do we have some ambitious resolutions for 2026! From conquering the entire Lego game collection to becoming a speedrunning master once more, our writers are ready to take on some serious gaming challenges. But here's the catch: these goals are not for the faint-hearted. They require dedication, skill, and a whole lot of gaming stamina. So, buckle up and get ready to dive into the world of gaming resolutions with us!
Bertie's Adventure: A Taste of Every Genre
Bertie is on a mission to broaden their gaming horizons and challenge their preconceived notions. They want to explore genres they usually shy away from, like sports, racing, and shooters. It's time to step out of their comfort zone and indulge in the diverse world of gaming. But here's where it gets controversial: will they truly enjoy these genres, or will their initial skepticism prevail? Only time will tell if Bertie's ambitious plan pays off.
Last year, Bertie set a simple goal to beat five bosses in Elden Ring, but enthusiasm quickly faded. This year, they're determined to stick to their resolution and not get sidetracked. With a fresh mindset, they're ready to tackle the gaming world head-on.
Will's Linux Journey: A Desktop Revolution?
Will Judd is ready to embrace the power of Linux and make it their primary gaming platform. With multiple Linux machines at their disposal, Will aims to make the switch and only resort to Windows as a last resort. But is Linux truly ready for prime time? Will it be able to handle all their gaming needs without any hiccups? Only time will tell if Will's Linux journey will be a success or if they'll encounter some unexpected challenges along the way.
The year of Linux on the desktop has been a meme for computer enthusiasts for decades. Will 2026 finally be the year it becomes a reality? Only time will tell if Linux can dethrone Windows and become the default choice for desktop PCs.
Tom's Completionist Quest: Finishing Big Games
Tom is determined to break free from the cycle of starting and abandoning games. With limited gaming time, Tom has developed a bad habit of either giving up or returning to old favorites. But no more! Tom is ready to take on the challenge of completing big games, no matter how long they take. They're saying goodbye to quick-fire experiences and hello to immersive gaming.
Tom's resolution is a bold one: they want to finish games like Alan Wake 2 and Star Wars Outlaws, which require a significant time investment. Will they be able to stick to their resolution and see these games through to the end? Only time will tell if Tom's gaming won't be ruled by quick fixes anymore.
Chris's Social Gaming: Reconnecting with Friends
Chris is on a mission to reconnect with friends through gaming. With a busy schedule, Chris has been relying on smaller, snackable games that can be played in shorter bursts. But these games, wonderful as they are, can sometimes feel isolating. Chris wants to bring back the joy of gaming with friends and create new memories.
Chris's resolution is a heartfelt one: they want to fall in love with gaming all over again by playing with friends. Whether it's revisiting old favorites or discovering new games together, Chris is ready to make gaming a social experience once more.
Marie's Lego Adventure: Completing the Collection
Marie is a Lego enthusiast and wants to complete more Lego games this year. With a new Lego Batman game on the horizon, Marie's resolution is right on track. They've already completed a few Lego games in the past, but there are many more waiting to be finished on their Switch.
Marie's love for Lego sets and games runs deep. Their resolution is a personal one, driven by the joy and humor that Lego games bring. Will Marie be able to complete the entire Lego game collection? Only time will tell if their desk-judging Lego set will be satisfied.
Victoria's Subscription Service: Getting Value for Money
Victoria is determined to get her money's worth from subscription services this year. With both PS Plus Premium and Game Pass Ultimate, Victoria wants to make the most of her gaming subscriptions. She aims to play more games and spend more hours immersed in each one.
Victoria's resolution is a practical one: she wants to ensure that her subscriptions are worth every penny. Will she be able to stick to her plan and make the most of her gaming subscriptions? Only time will tell if Victoria's gaming budget will be well-spent.
Lottie's Majora's Mask Marathon: A 24-Hour Challenge
Lottie has a unique resolution: they want to complete Majora's Mask in 24 hours. As a fan of the game's surreal and creepy vibes, Lottie is ready to take on this challenging task. Starting at midnight and ending at midnight, Lottie aims to 100 percent the game in one go.
But here's the part most people miss: Majora's Mask is not an easy game. The Goron Hide and Seek Dungeon is a notorious challenge, and Lottie hasn't mastered it yet. Will they be able to overcome this obstacle and complete the game in one marathon session? Only time will tell if Lottie's determination will pay off.
Dom's Speedrunning Comeback: A New Challenge
Dom is ready to make a comeback in the world of speedrunning. With ADHD on their side, Dom has a natural talent for memorizing routes and mastering games. They want to edge back into speedrunning with a new game, maybe something shorter like Inside or Limbo.
But here's the twist: Dom's reflexes might not be up to the task for a platformer like Crash Bandicoot. Will they choose a shorter game or go for something longer like Pentiment or Citizen Sleeper? Only time will tell if Dom's speedrunning comeback will be a success.
So, there you have it! Our writers are ready to take on some serious gaming challenges in 2026. Will they be able to stick to their resolutions and achieve their ambitious goals? Only time will tell. Join us on this gaming journey and share your thoughts in the comments. Are you ready to take on your own gaming resolutions? Let's get started!
